January 2012
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I need to document this
forever
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hyz replied to your post: It’s not that hard to just wash your dishes mate. Seriously. If you dirty a plate wash it then and there don’t just set it in the sink to fester with mold a shit. That’s how you run out of clean dishes. Laziness. You already had a portable dish washer. It’s called your two freaking hands. Now you are probably going to raise your water bill from all the extra water those...
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Anonymous asked: It's not that hard to just wash your dishes mate. Seriously. If you dirty a plate wash it then and there don't just set it in the sink to fester with mold a shit. That's how you run out of clean dishes. Laziness. You already had a portable dish washer. It's called your two freaking hands. Now you are probably going to raise your water bill from all the extra water those...
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my cousin is giving me her portable dishwasher
I am literally sitting here sobbing
this is so amazing, you don’t even know
we never have clean dishes
I am just
so
happy
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beans and rice
food from the gods
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if you are irresponsible enough to get behind the...
hey so cool story time, my cousin was killed in a drunk driving accident many years ago and it destroyed that side of my family for a long time. I have a zero tolerance policy for people that drive drunk. fuck you, you selfish, irresponsible assholes. it’s not only your lives you put at risk when you drink and get behind the wheel.
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mr-owls asked: bright as the sun i wanna have some FUN come and gimme some of that yum yum CHOCOLATE CHIP HONEY DIP can i get a SCOOP baby take a ride in my COUP you make me wanna SHOOP shoopa doop
Well, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done...
– Miles Davis to Nancy Reagan at a White House dinner in 1987 after she’d inquired as to what he’d done with his life to merit an invitation. source (via marxisforbros)
Eh this is completely wrong. He was actually quite fond of the Reagans. It was at a White House dinner however. Here is what...
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nickelodeon: I have an idea
world: YOU'LL RELEASE KORRA
nickelodeon: what if we released
world: KORRA
nickelodeon: house of anubis 3
world: FUCK
nickelodeon: do you like my idea
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holyleague asked: have you ever done hard drugs?
holyleague asked: have you ever kissed a stranger?
mr-owls asked: have you ever had sex in an elevator?
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I heard you good with them soft lips
yeah you know word of mouth
the square root of 69 is 8 somethin’ right?
cuz I been trying’ to work it out awwww
losremedios asked: i feel dumb, what is this post about? "welcome to the tipton how may i help you" 30000 people know and i don't!!
mr-owls asked: Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Have you ever needed something so bad you can't sleep at night? Have you ever tried to find the words but they don't come out right? Have you ever, have you everrrrrrrrrrr? [I only communicate in 90s songs now, ok]